I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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