Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
