this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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