What a fucking waste of an outfit
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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