The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I look better un-naked...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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