ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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