we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
