i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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