You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think my moral compass just broke
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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