Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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