Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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