Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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