i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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