so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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