tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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