Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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