Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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