My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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