YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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