She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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