Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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