It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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