She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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