: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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