What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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