Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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