yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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