shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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