I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
