i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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