Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am naked and annoyed.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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