First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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