Plan B is the new Plan A
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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