Whod you bang
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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