My first STD was from a foam party
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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