So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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