god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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