Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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