He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
wow bdsm is so cute
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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