Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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