my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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