She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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