i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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