Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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