But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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