can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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