if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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