On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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