One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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