i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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