Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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