Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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